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Letter From The Future!

Amazingly, Truly Tabloid has received a letter from one of our fans from the year 2002. Here is the letter, exclusively on Truly Tabloid.

"Hello. My name is Stwig Burcass-Whoptedoo. I am writing this letter to you from December 5, year 2002. If you publish my letter on your excellent tabloid, which I follow religiously, please don't write name. Use my alias "Wubba" instead.

The year is 2002, and I'm hoping to warn the people of the past about some disturbing things that will happen. Hopefully, will be able to avoid these disasters.

Sea food has become more popular than hamburgers. So, McDonalds has introduced the McOyster and the Fat Free Fish Shake. Now, billions and billions are sick. There is vomit all over the place. Despite the tempting commercials you will see in a few years, don't eat this food.

In a desperate move for more publicity, Bill Gates has decided to get a new look. He's got orange hair that's shaped like a fish bowl. This has caused thousands, if not millions, of geeks to follow suit. This ugly style has turned more stomachs than the McOysters! Please, someone must stop this from happening! I plead you!

Britney Spears will marry Stompin' Tom Conners. Their first duo love album, "Opps, did I stomp on ya foot again pumpkin? Sorry eh, I love ya." is scary. Make that terrifying. The music video will bring shivers to your spine. Someone must stop them from meeting or mass suicides may occur!

And for all you Truly Tabloid fans, the winning lottery number for the..."

There you have it folks. Some scary stuff to avoid from the future. Unfortunately, that's all of the letter that we received. Honest! Thank you "Wubba" Stwig Burcass-Whoptedoo. Thanks a million. Actually, thanks 7.2 million.