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Top 10 Hotest New Things Coming Up In 2001

10. Spanish Onion Flavoured Ice Cream

9. All You Can Eat Take-Out

8. On-line Coffee & Donuts Shops (Delivered to your Door!)

7. Fart-o-matic Retainer 2001 (Locks the bad smell away until it's safe!)

6. 360-Degree Virtual Glasses for Drivers (Eliminates Blind Spots)

5. Microwave Computer (Play Tetris or solitaire while waiting for your food to cook)

4. Donut Burger (Beef patty and fixings between two chocolate donuts, aka McDoburg)

3. "Sex, Violence, and Lawn Bowling" PS2 Video Game for Seniors (So real it's like being there!)

2. Pet Lint

1. Hide-a-Beer (Keeps beer hidden away and cool in the toilet tank for emergencies!)