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May 22, 2001 - Canadian Gravy Association Recall

All those who purchased a gravy product with the world renowned Canadian Gravy Association logo from April 20, 1998 to October 2, 1999, are urged to bring back the food product to any * grocery store for a full refund.

On May 11, 2001, Burlap Schnitzel of the Canadian Gravy Association said this to Jumpgate:

"Howdy, partners. I have some grave news. We have just learned that our gravy products from April 1998 to October 1999 contain traces of Oxybad 4U-666. This rare chemical made our gravy taste better, and is the reason why our product sales we're up 666% between April 1998 and October 1999.

The Oxybad 4U-666 is not harmful to the body, but will cause those who eat it to have sudden urges to dance the Polka, and that my partners is the grave news.

So, we are pleading everyone who has purchased any product with the world renowned Canadian Gravy Association logo to please return it for a full refund.

Thank you and gravy on, partners. "

* Includes: Mart Fart, Quicky D, Loeb-laws, 72-11, Hung Phat Grocers, Mini Me Mart, and Market Madness.